Schwarzenegger runs for President and out comes the inevitable remarks about the other Austrian who headed a foreign country.

The Lakers don't win the championship. All that talent...whimper.

Not so much a nightmare but more of a "What did I eat before bed to come up with this?". Laura Bush's non-commital evasive reply regarding same-sex marriage got me imagining her as sort of an Arianna Huffington - you know, brainy female married to a Political Schlub. So the dream plot continued. Laura Bush divorces Georgy for domestic incompetence. From there, I pictured Hillary Clinton running for President in 2008 with Laura as her running mate. They run as Independents and suck the Middle Roaders from both the Left and Right. They win with about 60%. Then they get married on national TV. Talk about ratings!

OK, no more chocolate and salted popcorn before bed.