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Fresh French Fries
06.16.04 (8:04 am)   [edit]
The USDA with grants from the French Fry industry (whatever they're called) has declared support for classifying french fries as "fresh", as in fresh vegetables in fruit. The reason is that french fries are "minimally processed" and can expire (go bad). The lunacy and idiocy of this policy is well beyond absurd. French fries are coated, cooked, and packaged. Most foods will spoil over time, even man-made foods - that doesn't make them fresh. Honey - which crystalizes but doesn't spoil - would never get classified as fresh by this logic.


"Fresh" should mean lack of additives, preservatives, or cooking. A peach that gets picked, boxed, shipped, and is still edible the next day is fresh. A peach that is picked, boxed, and coated with a preservative isn't fresh. A peach semi-cooked and canned isn't fresh. A peach picked fresh and frozen is "fresh frozen" but not fresh.


French fries aren't fresh and a simple experiement could show the point. Let's make two teams of USDA upper management. We'll give one team real fresh fruits and vegetables for a solid week. The other team will get french fries and any other fruit and vegetables that are coated, cooked, and can expire - for a week. After the week let's compare the weight and cholesterol fot he two groups. My guess is that the group eating real fresh fruits and veggies will be in better health than those on the "fresh" fruits and veggies. So USDA ready for a test?

 


posted by: SilentScream33 (reply)
post date: 06.16.04 (8:11 am)

I agree with that! French fries will never be fresh... EWW!



posted by: DrForbush (reply)
post date: 06.16.04 (8:22 am)

Shouldn't they be called "Freedom Fries?"

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