Here is our President of the United States - the role model for our children - and a bit of Dick too :


Bush DUI


Bush - Party Animal


and Cheney too

Folks, we have at least one dangerous, drug abuser running the show. And here we are worrying about Kerry's medals.

Let's all sing "Flip, flop, fly. Bush don't care if we die..."

Hold the keyboard, Batman, this just in...

Bush Acknowledges Iraq 'Miscalculation'

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush said for the first time on Thursday he made a "miscalculation of what the conditions would be" after U.S. troops went to Iraq, The New York Times reported. The insurgency, he maintained, was the unintended result of a "swift victory" that led to Iraqi troops disappearing into the cities and mounting a rebellion.

Bush also told the newspaper he did not believe his Democratic opponent had lied about his time in Vietnam. The group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth has aired advertisements challenging John Kerry's account of his service, and claiming Kerry lied about circumstances surrounding his war medals. Kerry has accused Bush of using the group as a front to run a smear campaign.

And that should do it for Bush and do it in for Kerry. The gullible public will hear Bush crow that the Iraqi rebellion as a fault, a miscalculation, of having too good a Military. They won't question our being there in the first place. By tying the statement in with a claim supporting Kerry's military record castrates any attempt by Kerry to modify Bush's Iraq statement. Wonderful - four more years of lunacy. Too swift a victory? If it was too swift how'd they have time to hide in the cities? Not swift enough I guess. And how can they hide if they didn't have support from the locals? Now, will Bush fess up to a miscalculation of WMDs and the imminent threat to the U.S.?

And catch the not-so-subtle double entendre of "swift victory" - which can also refer to the Swifties attack on Kerry. Bush is probably chuckling over that one (or he will be once someone explains what a double entendre is to him).