(Mentions are my own preferences and do not reflect the prevalent media-fueled norms)

Kristin Kreuk - the more I see her, the more I appreciate her total beauty. Captivating head to foot.

Michelle Trachtenberg - OK, her nose is too big, her lips are slightly crooked, and her figure is awkward at times but she's mesmerizing in a Lauren Bacall sort of way. Although Lauren Bacall must be considered as an all-time goddess and Michelle isn't quite at that level, especially as an actress. Still, MIchelle does capture the eye.

Amanda (from America's Next Top Model) - stop laughing! Even though the show is crap and Amanda is a flake ("Where are my crystals?"), she is amazingly photogenic in an Annie Lennox sort of way (which, believe me, is a good thing). It's ultimately ironic and tragic that she has these amazingly beautiful eyes and she's going slowly blind due to retinitis pigmentosa.

Hudson Leick - Callisto from Xena, oh she of the pointy chin and evil demeanor but what a stunner! For some strange reason i think she'd be perfect as Dagny Taggart if they ever made Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" (hint, hint).

Charisma Carpenter fell of my list since appearing in Playboy. Believe it! The mystery and my interest was lost since the spread (and the demise of Angel). Same for Eliza Dushku. Her new show wasn't as interesting as Buffy and she wasn't interesting as previously thought.

To Halle Berry, Lindsey Lohan, Hillary Duff, Britney, Olsen Twins and all the other media babes that we're supposed to fawn over and buy their products. Too many flavors of the week and no lasting taste, although Hillary could be yummy in a pinch...

Oinkers away for now. Time to return to political correctness.